Fatty Fatty 2 by 4 Can't Fit Through the Bathroom Door

So lately I have been feeling like THIS:

I know gross!!! To fix this problem I have started doing this again:
I started this morning and let's just say I have never felt my bum jiggle like that before :0
If you see me coming down the road it is best if you avert your eyes other wise you might start having nightmares about "THE BLOB" coming after you!

Recipe

Here is the recipe for you Ashley:
Strawberry Syrup

1 lb. Strawberries

1 tbsp. Orange Juice

1 cup Sugar

Blend everything together in a blender or food processor.

Then simmer for 15-18 min. (stir it a lot or it will burn)

I usually a least double the recipe because trust me you will want extra. It can also be used as jam it is so yummy!

Good luck let me know if you have any questions :)

Does any one know a good carpet cleaner ?

We started the potty training thing again I mark this as attempt #3. I think she is really ready this time. She comes and tells me when she needs to go but then she just sits there holding it. Sometimes she holds it so bad that she shakes and cries. I think she is scared to let it go. I don't know I could be doing this completely wrong and permanently damaging the child or maybe this is normal. She has made it to the potty on time but mostly it has been almost on time! :/

I came down stairs to check on her and this is how I found her. Wearing her high heals and talking on the phone. (I don't know where she learned that I never talk on the phone when I pee!)

She is so funny she not only has to have her princess potty but she also has to have her Lightening McQueen potty on top. I guess it is just to hard to pick just one.

I guess I will just keep trying with her. I am really getting tired of cleaning up messes so if you have any amazing secrets please tell me!!!!!

Our 'Egg'stravaganza

On Friday night we colored eggs. I didn't know if Myla would like it or not but she loved it!
Then on Saturday we went over to Katie's house for a little egg hunt.

Thanks Aunt Katie we had a lot of fun!

All of last week Ava had been sick. She got SIX new teeth four of them were molars. Then on top of that she got the flu. Saturday she was finally acting like she felt better just in time for Easter !

I think that our family did something to piss off the Easter Bunny. I know that we ran over a jack rabbit not to long ago and Chris likes to go rabbit hunting. I didn't know that the Easter Bunny kept a naughty and a nice list! I think we made it on the naughty list this year because he brought Myla the flu and Ava a strange rash!!!!!

This is what my girls were supposed to wake up to. Instead Myla was puking and Ava had red blotches all over. (You can't see them very well in the pictures) All Myla wanted to do was lay down she didn't even look at the new wagon. The poor little thing!

Later that day the girls were acting like they felt a little better so we took them outside to take pictures and a quick wagon ride.

As soon as we got back Myla got even more sick and puked all over her Easter dress or her Princess dress is what she calls it. She was so upset that she couldn't wear her dress the rest of the day. She looked so sad so we let her hold the kittens and that cheered her up a little.

Hopefully next year will go better and maybe I won't let Chris go bunny hunting anymore so we can get on the 'good list'.

I didn't forget about you :)

Happy super late Birthday!
I bet you wanted me to forget to blog about your birthday because you don't want people to know that you just turned the BIG 30 !!!

Happy Birthday to my favorite person, best friend, awesome husband, and an amazing father.
We are so lucky to have you in our life's! We love you and by the way I think you make thirty look good ;)

FREE KITTIES

We have free kittens if any one is interested. I have 3 boys and 2 girls. They are all so adorable!!! There are two white, one black and white, one orange, and one calico (brown, grey, and white). A few of them are already taken so if you want one hurry and let me know to claim it. They were born on March 19th so they aren't ready to leave yet. They should be ready some time around the first part of May.

Leave a comment are email me if you want one.

jcamilletaylor@gmail.com

I found the Black Hole!!!!!!!!

So, I have often thought that there must be a black hole somewhere were all of your kids binkies disappear into, because I can never find any of them :/ One minute they will be in Ava's mouth and the next minute they are gone no where to be found!

Well, yesterday I noticed Ava playing over by one of our speakers so I walked over to see what she was doing and she hurried and pulled her chubby little hand out of the speaker hole. I looked down in the hole and could tell there was something in there. I had to be creative and use salad tongs since my hand could no way fit down that hole. It took about a half an hour to get everything out and this is what I found...

Apparently I had found Ava's stash it consisted of:
3 binkies
2 blocks
a Zoe doll
a little car
a phone rattle
teething tablets
a dinosaur
and finger nail clippers (This makes a lot of sense that she hid them because she hates getting her nails clipped!)

Ava's stash must be pretty special to her because as I was trying to take them out of the speaker she was desperately trying to put them back in :) I love that funny little girl!!!!

Myla's first flower from a BOY!!!!

The other night I had just put the girls to bed and I heard frantic knocking at the door. When I opened it there was Ty are next door neighbors little boy. He was holding a beat up little daffodil and keep saying, "for Myla, for Myla!" Since Myla was already in bed she didn't get to see her little flower till the morning.

As soon as I showed it to her and told her it was from Ty she loved it and wanted to hold it all morning! So Cute:)
Myla and Tyler were actually born on the same day, it is so fun to watch them grow up together. I can't believe that they are almost three years old!

They both got bikes for their second birthdays and wanted to ride each others more than their own.
The other day Tyler's big sister turned on some music for them and they just started dancing together. I was so happy Cherish Ty's Mom had her camera.

Ooh they are so flippin cute together!!!!!!